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Thursday, October 30, 2014
Eliminated Drivers Showing Dominance?
Monday, October 27, 2014
Saturday, October 25, 2014
Bubba Wallace wins Kroger 250 at Martinsville Speedway.
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Monday, October 20, 2014
Keselowski moves on to Eliminator Round, yet still a terrible day for those who don't.
Saturday, October 18, 2014
Crazy Day For Dega Qualifying
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Geez, that was the craziest qualifying session ever.
The BIGGEST surprise was Ricky Stenhouse JR. not even making the RACE! He, Justin Allgaier, and Reed Sorenson missed out on tomorrow's race.
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But, what about this...
Take a look at what I'm about to write.
Jimmie Johnson BARELY made the cut for the 2nd Qualifying round. He was 22/24 in the speed charts.
MORE ON JOHNSON: 48 Team Struggling?
He wound up on the outside pole (2nd Place, where he will be starting in tomorrow's race).
Brian Vickers is the pole sitter by almost a whole Mile Per Hour (MPH).
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This is a do-or-die race for four drivers, Johnson, Dale Earnhardt JR., Brad Keselowski, and Matt Kenseth.
Remember the altercation between Keselowski and Kenneth last night?
Kenseth and Keselowski: CatchCan Vol. III (Fight Night)
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Just before qualifying, a NASCAR Camping World Truck Series race was held.
MORE: Timothy Peters wins Fred's 250
Peters holds on to win Freds 250 at Dega.
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Thursday, October 16, 2014
The CatchCan Vol III FIGHT NIGHT IS THE TIME TO FIGHT!
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!
WATCH 43 DRIVERS AND THEIR CARS ATTEMPT TO BE HOMICIDAL, SUICIDAL, AND GENOCIDAL!
DESPERATION TIME IS SETTING IN FOR SOME UNRULY DRIVERS!
CAN THE PACK STAY ON TRACK?
WILL THE ROYAL RUMBLE COME IN OCTOBER?
SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!
Now that’s out of the way, let’s talk about the Brawl for All that’s been Charlotte shall we?
If my memory serves me correctly, Matt Kenseth got knocked into the wall first, courtesy of Bad Brad and the Blue Deuce. Too aggressive on the restart? Perhaps.
But then you had Denny Hamlin who forced Brad to lose momentum multiple times on the last restart. In those instances, Brad lost 10 spots, which in turn is the same as 10 points in the standings. With elimination looming large this could not be afforded.
After the checkers fell, it wasn’t time for the wreckers to end yet. Oh yippee, I love it when that happens!
Brad took a hilariously bad shot at Denny on-track, and nearly hit the wall in doing so. Not as disastrous as Danica, but still a laughable effort.
Kenseth and Keselowski then had some words going into the pits. All and all is good until Brad hits Tony Stewart.
You NEVER piss that dude off!
So Tony backed his Bass (Pro Shops car) up and crunched Brad’s nose.
Pretty soon enough, Brad’s nose on his own hide would be on the line!
Keselowski burned some rubber in Hamlin’s garage stall, WITH PEOPLE CASUALLY WALKING ABOUT. Hamlin was then held back by Jason Ratcliff from trying to punch Brad’s mare-like facial features.
But this doesn’t stop Matt Kenseth!
Kenseth, a man whose emotional features range from boring to inoffensively bland, jumped Brad in-between haulers!
That’s right, mild-mannered Matty had enough of this shit. Like Ralphie Parker from A Christmas Story, it was time to whoop some candy ass!
In the meantime, random pit guys punched each other resembling more of an asphalt version of 300!
With any fisticuffs in NASCAR, there are penalties to be brought down. I mean forced donations to the Victory Gang Junction Camp.
Only these penalties smell of pure crap.
Brad and Tony were fined. I understand both men violated some protocol that was bred from the anus of the Senior Brian France. NASCAR had been saying stuff in the pits post-race is a no-no. Apparently burnt rubber on the track is fine but not in the safe confines of the garage area.
But WWASCAR is totally setting a bad precedent here.
(Yes, WWASCAR is the World Wrestling Association for Stock Car Auto Racing. Racing and fights, book it Triple H!)
Denny Hamlin tried to instigate a fight with anyone and everyone he could lay his hands on.
Meanwhile, KENSETH JUMPED A DUDE! That my friends is what the late, great Gorilla Monsoon would coin “a Pearl Harbor”.
This same incident in real life would bring felony charges and years in jail. Even if slightly exaggerated, the notion that physical violence is now A-OK in NASCAR’s rulebook is unjustifiable.
And I am calling out the troll fans who did an about face over this past weekend. 5 years ago, those dickhats were clamoring for fights and tension in the garage. Now this same stuff comes to fruition and instead want these drivers suspended. Hey, hello, GROW THE HELL UP!
So now we get back to Talladega.
Despite all the hype surrounding this, I am holding station of my expectations. There have been some really crappy races the last few years with some shining examples floating somewhere on the abandoned air force base.
For right now though, just let this theme slam right through your head, and keep on pack racing everybody!
Wednesday, October 15, 2014
Regan Smith: Surpassing Elliott?
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Many people on our Facebook page say that Chase Elliott is going to be the 2014 +NASCAR Nationwide Series champion.
He had one win in his rookie Truck Series career last year, and that was when he took out Ty Dillon to win at Canadian Tire Motorsports Park.
Dale Earnhardt JR. must have seen something in the kid and hired him to join Cup Series star Kevin Harvick and Nationwide Series regular Regan Smith.
For the Chase Elliott fans, Chase has three wins this season, and 14 Top-5's to go along with that.
MORE: Elliot's stats on Racing Reference
But what about Smith?
Well, he's got nine years under his belt in the NASCAR Nationwide Series (XFINITY Series in 2015). He's four career wins in the series. Two of them in 2013, one this year, and the other in 2012.
MORE: Smith's stats on Racing Reference
Not to mention, he has a Sprint Cup win, something that Elliott doesn't have.
But how is that fair if Elliott never competed in the Premier Sprint Cup Series?
Well, you'd think that three wins in a rookie season would mean that your team owner lets you do at least ONE or TWO cup races, right?
But I'm not saying that Elliott would get his first Cup Series win the first race he ever ran in.
Chase is sort of like a 2002 Jimmie Johnson, who was able to beat the big boys that ruled their respective NASCAR series. For Johnson, at the time, it was the Winston Cup (Then NEXTEL Cup, now Sprint Cup), and for Elliott, the now Nationwide Series, which will be called the XFINITY Series in 2015.
But can Regan Smith surpass the successful Chase Elliott?
Monday, October 13, 2014
Talladega: Does the "Big One" Strike the one needing to win?
This is Talladega, where the "Big One," the biggest wreck(s) that every driver fears, happen. |
Why The Struggle?
(Sam Sharpe/USA Today Sports) ---------------------------------------- Why such a struggle for Jimmie Johnson in the 2014 Chase for the NASCAR Sprint Cup. |
Harvick shines in mist of Brawl at Charlotte
By Joey Gucciardo @GucciardoJoey
Kevin Harvick celebrates after winning the Bank Of America 500 at Charlotte Motor Speedway this past Saturday night. (AP Photo/Chuck Burton) |
Saturday, October 11, 2014
Monday, October 6, 2014
Logano snatches Kansas win, leaving Johnson in a hole.
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With his win yesterday at Kansas Speedway, Logano has once again locked himself into the next round.
But the Hendrick boys could not have had a worse day.
Jimmie Johnson spins out exiting Turn 2, taking out Justin Allgaier along for the ride.
Kasey Kahne and Dale Earnhardt JR. had wall troubles, JR., colliding with the wall while he was in the lead.
Johnson is now 12th in the point standings, the last of the remaining drivers.
But now, we leave the Chase in the fate of the drivers, as they all compete for the ultimate prize that you get for winning the ultimate quest.
And that... will be decided at Homestead-Miami Speedway in November of 2014.